Made with natural beeswax, It comes in 8 flavors - cherry, spearmint, vanilla, pomegranate, pina colada, watermelon, birthday cake, and unflavored. They come in sets of 12, keep a few and hand them out to your friends.
Flying Pig Lip Balm
if you wait for pigs to fly, you'll never get those lips healed, and you wouldn't want that. another expertly produced and unique item from acme industries, p.o.box 691, penfield, ny, 14526.
war is peace lip balm
proletarian lip balm produced exclusively for the proletariat of Oceania by the Ministry of Plenty. note: not available to Outer Party Members.
Better Than Death Lip Balm
formulated to combat dry, chapped, and cracked lips by our crack team of happy and committed scientists. even though we believe that this Lip Balm is better than death,we cannot imply that when it's time for the Grim Reaper, 'Better Than Death' will save you, even for a second.