valentine's day is coming...

okay kids, valentine's day is coming, and if you have a special someone to celebrate the holiday with, you're going to have to come up with a gift, that's the truth, you don't have a choice.  here are some unique solutions to your gift giving issues brought to you from the good folks at the

radio free exile super swag emporium.

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stranger's candies valentine's day selection

bare your heart to your lover on valentine's day. 100% belgian dark and milk chocolate. remember, stranger's has the best candy, but don't get in the van.

stranger's candies valentine's day selection by exileguy

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be my valentine by exileguy

inside message:

be my valentine

or I'll be blue

because I've sent

my heart to you


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be my valentine wrist watch

give your heart and show your special someone it's time for someone to jump somebody's bones. guaranteed not to implode at the end of your affair. honest. really.

be my valentine wrist watch by exileguy






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be my valentine jelly berries

rip your heart out for your special someone and sweeten their valentine's day with this perfect little candy tin. guaranteed to survive climate change and atomic detonations, but not guaranteed to get you laid. oh well, you tried. remember, strangers has the best candy... but don't get in the van.

be my valentine jelly berries by exileguy

 

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be my valentine champagne bottle with chewing gum

pop out your heart and pop open this bottle of fine chewing gum. over 50 pcs. built to survive volcanic eruptions, but not guaranteed to get you laid. remember, stranger's has the best candy... but don't get in the van.

be my valentine champagne bottle with chewing gum
by exileguy

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I hate valentine's day dartboard

then there are those folks, maybe you're one, who don't have that special someone to share their heart with on valentine's day. depressing, right? now you can take out your frustration with a little bit of violence. why sit on the internet all night when you can fling sharp things at your bleeding heart. guaranteed to last forever, but not as long as your miserable, lonely, desperate life.

I hate valentine's day dartboard by exileguy





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