here you'll find everything you'll ever need to know about penfield, new york, its people and habits, and all of that kind of stuff with plenty of left wing kind of thought, a brilliant podcast from radio free exile, amazing videos from radio free exile televised, interspersed with great stuff to buy, from indie music to crazy bumper stickers...
be sure to scroll all the way to the bottom, you don't want to miss a fucking thing.


My photo

using radio free exile and radio free exile televised, I bring you the perspective of a self-imposed exile, whatever that brings to the table, if you know what I mean. someone has to chronicle the goings on in penfield, new york, and I've appointed myself. 
here's a link to a radio free exile web page on wix.
for the best original bumper stickers, t-shirts, mugs, buttons, and whatever, check out the radio free exile super swag emporium - your 1st amendment one-stop.
for updates to all things exile, join exileguy's announcement list, and you'll get an occasional email with what's new.
p.o. box 691
penfield, new york


valentine's day is coming...

okay kids, valentine's day is coming, and if you have a special someone to celebrate the holiday with, you're going to have to come up with a gift, that's the truth, you don't have a choice.  here are some unique solutions to your gift giving issues brought to you from the good folks at the


stranger's candies valentine's day selection

bare your heart to your lover on valentine's day. 100% belgian dark and milk chocolate. remember, stranger's has the best candy, but don't get in the van.

stranger's candies valentine's day selection

stranger's candies valentine's day selection by exileguy


inside message:

be my valentine
or I'll be blue
because I've sent
my heart to you


be my valentine wrist watch

give your heart and show your special someone it's time for someone to jump somebody's bones. guaranteed not to implode at the end of your affair. honest. really.

be my valentine jelly berries

rip your heart out for your special someone and sweeten their valentine's day with this perfect little candy tin. guaranteed to survive climate change and atomic detonations, but not guaranteed to get you laid. oh well, you tried. remember, strangers has the best candy... but don't get in the van.

be my valentine champagne bottle with chewing gum
pop out your heart and pop open this bottle of fine chewing gum. over 50 pcs. built to survive volcanic eruptions, but not guaranteed to get you laid. remember, stranger's has the best candy... but don't get in the van.

I hate valentine's day dartboard
then there are those folks, maybe you're one, who don't have that special someone to share their heart with on valentine's day. depressing, right? now you can take out your frustration with a little bit of violence. why sit on the internet all night when you can fling sharp things at your bleeding heart. guaranteed to last forever, but not as long as your miserable, lonely, desperate life.