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7.31.2009

To Reduce Violence, End the Drug War



by David R. Henderson



It’s really too bad that the coffee cartels are causing mayhem in Mexico and even on the streets of American cities. Those bloodthirsty profiteers in the illegal market for coffee who are killing their competitors must be stopped. What? You haven’t heard about the coffee cartels? Actually, neither have I. Why do you think that is, whereas there is a violent war between sellers of illegal drugs. Is it that coffee isn’t addictive? For many people, it is. So what is the difference?



The key difference is that coffee isn’t illegal (yet), whereas marijuana, cocaine, and heroin are. And what’s happening in the illegal drug markets is happening not because the goods exchanged are drugs, but because they’re illegal.



Because drugs are illegal and the penalties for being in the "industry" are very high, the illegal-drug industry attracts criminals. In the wars between rival drug "firms," competition is often cutthroat – literally – and many innocent people are killed. If drugs were legal, competition would be just as it is on legal goods – based on price, quality, and convenience. When Prohibition ended in 1933, organized crime left the liquor industry – and so did violence.



Notice that I use the term "firm," not "cartel," to refer to organizations that produce drugs. The reason is that they are not cartels. A cartel is an organization of firms that colludes to keep prices high and output low. It is unlikely that the drug firms are cartels. The very fact that they are engaged in violent conflict means that they are unlikely to have a collusive agreement. Calling them cartels reflects the same kind of sloppy thinking that favors the drug war.



Whenever you hear politicians like Hillary Clinton express their concern about the violence, keep in mind that the government created this crime problem. Those expressions of concern you see from politicians are, in many cases, crocodile tears. Mrs. Clinton doesn’t feel the pain; she, and the many politicians who have supported the drug war for most of the 20th century and all of the 21st so far, have caused and are causing the pain.



The drug war has caused many ironies. Take the high price. It’s due to the fact that the drugs are illegal and, therefore, suppliers, to be willing to supply, charge a risk premium. In an unpublished article I wrote a few years ago, "The U.S. Drug War on Latin America," I compared two exports from Colombia, both of which are drugs or contain drugs, and both of which begin with the letter "c." I refer to cocaine and coffee. I estimated that if the same markups applied to cocaine as to coffee, which would occur with cocaine legalization, then cocaine’s price in the United States would fall by about 97 percent. No one would need to steal to support a cocaine habit. That would not mean, of course, that no one would steal to support a habit. People steal to get the wherewithal to buy even items that are cheap and legal. But virtually no one would need to steal to afford cocaine.



Consider the legitimate concern many people have that drug users would die from overdoses or from foreign substances used to "cut" the drugs. Even this problem is due to the fact that drugs are illegal. Because the drugs are illegal, no one in the business can use advertising to establish a reputation and brand name. You can’t have a brand name for, say, cocaine, that is at all comparable to the brand name for Coca-Cola. Therefore, there is much less incentive to provide a known-quality product.



It may be a hard pill to swallow, so to speak, but it is true, nevertheless, that the vast majority of harm attributed to drugs is, in fact, due to the drug war. End the drug war, and it’s true that some people will consume things that others don’t want them to; but it’s also true that the amount of violence in that market would decline to the amount seen in the legal alcohol market. That is, there would be almost no violence. Keep that in mind when you see politicians advocating stemming the violence by escalating violence against sellers of illegal drugs.


7.29.2009

A 420 Kinda Day....Archived Podcast

Here's an archived podcast - something from the past, but always current, if you know what I mean.
Check it out, grab the player, add it to your page, take it apart and put it back together again. Enjoy.











7.28.2009

Calif. Pot Activists File Ballot Measure


(SAN FRANCISCO) — Oakland pot activists, fresh off a victory at local polls on the taxing of medical marijuana, took their first official step Tuesday toward asking California voters to legalize pot. A proposed ballot measure filed with the California attorney general's office would allow adults 21 and over to possess up to an ounce of pot. Homeowners could grow marijuana for personal use on garden plots up to 25 square feet.

The measure's main backer is Oakland medical marijuana entrepreneur Richard Lee, who helped push a first-of-its-kind tax on city medical marijuana dispensaries that passed with 80 percent of the vote last week.

The statewide measure needs nearly 434,000 signatures to make the November 2010 ballot. "It's one more pretty amazing element in the momentum toward ending statewide prohibition," said Stephen Gutwillig, California director of the pro-legalization Drug Policy Alliance.

His group would rather wait until 2012 to build more support for a ballot initiative but would be happy with an earlier victory, he said. A similar but less restrictive pot legalization initiative was filed two weeks ago by a group of Northern California criminal defense lawyers.

The Tax, Regulate and Control Cannabis Act of 2010 would set no specific limits on the amount of pot adults could possess or grow for personal use. The measure would repeal all local and state marijuana laws and clear the criminal record of anyone convicted of a pot-related offense.

Both ballot measures would be competing with a bill introduced by Assemblyman Tom Ammiano to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol.

The San Francisco Democrat is pushing legalization as a way to generate revenue for the cash-starved state from California's massive marijuana industry. He plans to hold hearings on the legislation this fall.



William Shatner reads Sarah Palin's speech

Great Atheistic Quotes



crazy

7.27.2009

knock off the noise

Alice's Restaurant

something for your head

Law enforcement group launches drug legalization campaign


Fed up with the cost and failure of the war on drugs, members of the U.S. law enforcement community are calling for an end to prohibition with a national billboard campaign.

Matthew Johnston

Residents of Oklahoma City are among the first Americans to see a drug legalization billboard put up by Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (LEAP), as part of a national billboard campaign to raise awareness of the cost and failure of the war on drugs. The billboard can be seen at 7800 N. Broadway and reads "Drug Abuse is Bad. The Drug War is Worse."

LEAP represents current and retired law enforcement and legal personnel who support ending the war on drugs.

"We're all calling for an end to drug prohibition. We want to end it just like we ended alcohol prohibition in 1933," said Jack Cole, executive director for LEAP. "The day after we ended that nasty law, Al Capone and all of his smuggling buddies were out of business."

LEAP boasts roughly 13,000 members, among them 102 in Oklahoma, although not all members have law enforcement experience.

Cole said the reason for this ad campaign is to open the public's eyes to the true cost of the war on drugs and to encourage discussion in the community in Oklahoma City about the drug war.

Calgary-based Libertarian Party of Canada leader Dennis Young is a member of LEAP and a speaker for the organization in Canada. Young has a military and policing background. In an interview with the Western Standard, Young said:

“We have finite policing resources – and the time we spend prosecuting people for using marijuana, is time taken away from protecting people from violent crimes.”




7.25.2009

new bumpersticker designs

So, because I can't stop, because I love it when you guys buy 'em, because it helps keep the podcast afloat, and lets me know you're out there and paying attention, I've created yet more bumpersticker designs for your dining and dancing pleasure, whatever the fuck that means, so without further bullshit, here are three more, you can click on the images to peruse, purchase, or rate them...we now return you to your regular programming.







7.24.2009

calling Brian


Ooops, it didn't fucking work, but there's a link on the sidebar at the bottom of this page, just look for my face, goddammit, I sure wish this had worked, but no, of course not, what the fuck...and now I'm pissed...

man meets chicken

If I believed in god...

Kingsley Buddle


In the rich, diverse, and of course, vibrant procession of idiot Australian media naturalists, Kingsley Buddle must always rank last.

Kingsley interviews flowers. He compares the songs of twigs, of people walking through leaves, of koalas staring at streams.

These historical recordings come from the Highland FM Radio Stereo Nature Recording Group, an enthusiastic task force of loping halfwits whose brief was to bring the sounds of the Australian Bush into your home. Wind. Water. Trees growing. In living stereo.

Kingsley was first heard on community radio station 2WKT, in rural New South Wales. Listeners excitedly changed stations whenever Kingsley Buddle came on the air, and sponsorship fell to a dangerous low, but Kingley's story has a poignant ending. While in full pursuit of the never-before captured sound of a wallaby laughing, Kinglsey's cable-knit jumper caught on a barbed wire fence, and the engineering team was compelled to leave him behind, trapped forever, microphone in hand, somewhere deep in the sclerophylla. In memory of Kingsley and his relentless pursuit of rare bushland sonority, these archival materials are submitted for your listening alarm.


Kingsley Buddle on Radio Free Exile

Bush Music

Know Your Twigs

Naturalist Falling in the Water

In the Dark

Wildflower Voices

Hanging On The Fence


7.21.2009

dumbed-down

Scatman John

Hemp Hubbub Oregon’s potential as a crop-growing hub excites some


SALEM — Oregon is about to become the first Western state to permit its farmers to grow industrial hemp.

But there are a couple of problems to be confronted before Oregon becomes a Hemptopia by the Pacific:

It’s still an illegal crop, according to the federal government.

Oregon wasn’t an ideal place to grow hemp the first time it was legal. And it won’t be the next time, either.

That’s not bringing Dena Purich down, though. The owner of a business that makes hemp-based clothing, Purich is excited about the possibility that the supply chain is one step closer to running from Oregon farmers to her Eugene-based Earthbound Creations. Right now, she and her two employees design and assemble men’s sports shirts, women’s skirts and other garments from hemp that’s grown in China, woven or knitted there into 100-yard bolts, and shipped across the Pacific Ocean.

“It would be awesome to keep everything in Oregon,” she said. “That would be great not only for our local economy, but for businesses like mine.”

Local enthusiasm for hemp’s possibilities also was evident at a three-day Emerald Empire Hempfest, featuring music, speakers and other entertainment, that wrapped up Sunday at Eugene’s Washington-Jefferson Park.

A spokesman for Gov. Ted Kulongoski said he plans to sign Oregon’s new hemp legislation, Senate Bill 676, into law. When that happens, Oregon will become the seventh state to allow farmers to grow hemp. And it will be the only one in the continental United States west of the Rockies. Hawaii’s governor signed a similar law this month, and Maine’s governor did the same in June.

State Sen. Floyd Prozanski, a Eugene Democrat who championed Oregon’s hemp bill, did the same thing every session going back to 1997. Just as the issue moved from the fringes to the mainstream in Salem, Prozanski said he thinks recent action in statehouses, along with growing public acceptance of hemp as an industrial resource, will help compel Congress and the Obama administration to follow suit at the federal level.

“All that will have a very positive impact on getting things shifted and changed at the federal level,” Prozanski said. “I expect to see things change there within the next two years.”

A bill introduced this year in Congress with bipartisan sponsorship would make it legal for American farmers to resume growing hemp. An act of Congress would be unnecessary if the Obama administration decided to rule that industrial hemp no longer should be considered a Schedule 1 controlled substance, as it has been since 1970. Advocates of such a move, including Prozanski, say that’s the most sensible approach.

Hemp is related to marijuana — both are varieties of the cannabis sativa plant. But industrial hemp contains only trace levels of the psychoactive THC that makes marijuana an effective recreational and medicinal drug.

So how well would hemp grow in Oregon? According to a 1998 research paper by an Oregon State University crop and soil scientist, hemp is unlikely to become a major commodity in the Pacific Northwest.

For all the precipitation that befalls Oregon, not enough of it rains down during hemp’s summer growing season, wrote OSU’s Daryl Ehrensing.

Before federal drug laws and the advent of synthetic materials like nylon and petroleum-based plastics doomed hemp, it flourished in such Midwestern states as Kentucky and Wisconsin.

The same pattern has been playing out in Canada, where farmers have been legally growing hemp since 1998. Canada’s breadbasket provinces, Manitoba and Saskatchawan, have produced 81 percent of that country’s hemp crop. Westernmost British Columbia, with growing conditions more similar to Oregon, has produced 2 percent of Canadian hemp.

“The old rule of thumb is that you can grow good hemp where you can grow good corn,” Ehrensing said. “Look around the Northwest. How much corn do you see growing? Not much. There’s a reason for that, and the same would be true for hemp.”

But Ehrensing allowed that as long as growers in Oregon are willing to test the marketplace, hemp could prove a successful niche crop — especially for those with land with access to irrigation water in the Willamette Valley and in the Columbia River Basin.

Eugene’s David Seber, a veteran of Oregon’s industrial hemp movement, said much has changed since he first started working on particleboard, Fiberglas-like composite and other prototypes of hemp-based products in the early 1990s. Seber started out to find an alternative to wood-based products and reduce the need to log Northwest forests.

Now, worries about climate change have given hemp even more cache, he said, noting its potential as an alternative to petroleum-based fuel and plastic, as well as the plant’s superior ability to capture carbon emissions, which contribute to global warming.

Tom Murphy, spokesman for the Hemp Industries Association, said Oregon may prove an attractive place to grow hemp because, like the rest of the region, it has several hubs of hemp product manufacturing and consumption. Besides Eugene’s Merry Hempsters and Earthbound Creations, similar businesses in Portland and Ashland are contributing to the estimated $113 million in North American annual retail sales by companies affiliated with his hemp trade association.

“The West Coast, Oregon, Washington, California, is a huge marketplace for hemp production,” Murphy said. “And having it grown near the marketplace would be a huge advantage over growing it in North Dakota, say.”

HEMP FACTS

George Washington and other founding Americans cultivated hemp.

Hemp seed was used throughout history to make paint and varnish. Hemp fiber was used for rope and canvas.

Today, it is a source of seed oil for lip balm, biofuel and a nutritious, nonallergenic ingredient in food products, including breakfast cereal and alternatives to milk and ice cream.

The long, tough fibers from hemp stalk can be used to make such products as paper, automotive door panels, homebuilding materials and clothing.

Hemp is a nonhallucinogenic variety of cannabis sativa. Congress curtailed hemp production, starting in 1937 through the Marihuana Tax Act.

Oregon is the seventh state since 1999 to allow farmers to grow industrial hemp, although it is still not allowed by the federal government.

Canada resumed the legal production of hemp in 1998. Its hemp exports increased in value from $74,949 to $3.45 million (Canadian dollars) in 2007, according to government figures.

The U.S.-based Hemp Industries Association estimates 2008 annual retail sales of all hemp products in North America to be about $360 million. The U.S. imports most of its hemp from Canada, China and Western Europe.

7.17.2009

U.S. House Repeals Marijuana Provision


U.S. House Repeals Provision Prohibiting Washington, D.C. from Enacting Medical Marijuana; Nation’s Capital Could Soon Join 13 States That Have Legalized Marijuana for Medical Use
1998 Provision of Federal Law Overturned Voter-Passed Medical Marijuana Law and Banned the City from Ever Lowering Penalties for Marijuana The Congressional Action on Medical Marijuana is Latest in Rapidly Increasing Momentum to Change U.S. Marijuana Laws

The U.S. House of Representatives passed legislation today removing a federal provision that bars the nation’s capital from legalizing marijuana for medical use. The provision, nicknamed the Barr Amendment after its author, former Republican Congressman Bob Barr, who now supports repealing the amendment, was passed in 1998 in response to a medical marijuana initiative approved by 69% of Washington, D.C. voters. The Barr Amendment overturned the medical marijuana law and prohibited the city from ever reducing penalties for marijuana or other Schedule I drugs - even for medical use. The provision is so broad that legal experts believe it even prohibits the city from passing treatment-instead-of-incarceration legislation diverting people arrested for marijuana, heroin or other Schedule I drugs to drug treatment instead of jail.

“D.C. residents voted for medical marijuana, cancer and AIDS patients deserve access to medicine, and it’s a disgrace that Congress ever passed the Barr Amendment,” said Bill Piper, director of national affairs for the Drug Policy Alliance. “Congress can bring some sanity to federal marijuana laws and support the will of D.C. voters by overturning this undemocratic law.”

If adopted by both branches of Congress, D.C. will be free to once again enact medical marijuana legislation. Already 13 states have legalized marijuana for medical use. The congressional action on medical marijuana is only the latest in growing momentum in favor of reforming U.S. marijuana laws. Rhode Island legislators expanded their state’s medical marijuana law earlier this year, establishing compassion centers to distribute marijuana directly to patients. The New Jersey Assembly passed medical marijuana legislation earlier this year and the state’s Senate will take up the issue later this year. Minnesota and New Hampshire legislatures recently passed legislation legalizing marijuana for medical use, but the bills were vetoed by each state’s governor.

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7.16.2009

Move to legalize marijuana takes root


Support is growing to bring sanctioned control and regulation to a market where none exists now.
By Bill Piper
July 15, 2009
Dan Neil hits the nail on the head ("" July 7). The relatively minor negative consequences that Olympic swimming champion Michael Phelps had to endure for being outed for his marijuana use is Exhibit A that the war on marijuana is coming to an end. The American people are tired of the hypocrisy and extremism inherent in the war on (some) drugs. In a 1969 Gallup poll, only 12% of Americans supported making marijuana legal. By 2005, support had grown to 36%. And in a Zogby International poll taken earlier this year, 44% of Americans said marijuana "should be taxed and legally regulated like alcohol and cigarettes." The most interesting information, however, is in the demographic breakdown.

Fifty-eight percent of Americans in Western states, and 48% in East Coast states, support taxing and regulating marijuana like alcohol. Of Americans between the ages of 18 and 29, 55% say marijuana should be legalized; 53% of Democrats support legalization (as do 45% of independents and about one-third of Republicans). Fifty-three percent of Latinos say tax and regulate, according to the Zogby poll (45% of African Americans, 42% of whites and 41% of Asian Americans agree). And poll numbers are rising.

Both California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and New York Gov. David Paterson recently said marijuana legalization should be considered and debated. Arizona Atty. Gen. Terry Goddard, citing evidence that Mexican drug-trafficking organizations get 60% to 80% of their revenue from marijuana, has suggested that members of Congress at least debate legalizing marijuana as a way to undermine crime syndicates. A bill pending in the California Legislature to tax and regulate marijuana like alcohol (AB 390) is garnering national attention. Meanwhile, some San Francisco Bay Area activists aren't waiting for Sacramento to act; they have drafted a voter initiative and may begin gathering signatures to qualify it for the 2010 ballot.

In Congress, Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.), chairman of the House Financial Services Committee, and Rep. Ron Paul (R- Texas) have introduced legislation to decriminalize possession of marijuana for personal use. Rep. Charles Rangel (D-N.Y.), chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, said at a recent hearing, "There's no question that with the limited resources we have ... that we ought to decriminalize" marijuana.

Sen. Jim Webb (D-Va.) argues for decriminalization in a new book. He introduced legislation to create a national commission to study the U.S. criminal justice system and make recommendations on how to reduce the number of Americans behind bars, with a particular emphasis on reforming drug laws. More than one-third of U.S. senators are co-sponsors of the bill, and it is expected to pass the Senate sometime this year. President Obama said a few years ago that marijuana should be decriminalized, although he doesn't speak about it now. It's hard to see, though, how Obama can reach his goal of "shifting the paradigm, shifting the model, so that we focus more on a public-health approach" to drugs, without some degree of decriminalization or legalization. At a minimum, he needs to end the criminalization of people who use drugs. No other health issue is dealt with by the criminal justice system.

In February, the Latin American Commission on Drugs and Democracy, a high-level commission co-chaired by former presidents of Brazil, Colombia and Mexico, called for a "paradigm shift" in global drug policy, including decriminalizing marijuana and "breaking the taboo" on open and robust debate about all drug-policy options. Mexico's Congress recently decriminalized not just possession of marijuana but possession of all drugs, so Mexican police can focus on violent crime.


In a report released last week, the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime cited Portugal's decriminalization of drug use as a model for eliminating jail time for drug users, increasing access to treatment and decreasing drug-related problems. The agency recommended countries focus on violent drug traffickers instead of arresting and prosecuting people for drug use. It rejected drug legalization but concluded that "the system of international drug control has produced several unintended consequences, the most formidable of which is the creation of a lucrative black market for drugs and the violence and corruption it generates."


Almost every measurement criteria that can be used shows the U.S. and the rest of the world trending away from prohibitionist policies. After decades of allowing drug markets to be controlled by thugs and gangsters, policymakers and voters alike are warming to legalization, which would bring control and regulation where none exists now. In fact, California has already legalized marijuana. Sure, it's only for medical use, but all the elements of a heavily controlled system are there: regulated dispensaries, licensing and taxation. A similar system, perhaps tighter, could be developed for non-medical marijuana.


Bill Piper is the director of national affairs for the Drug Policy Alliance.

Lliberal's Turn

7.15.2009

California Tax and Regulate

When Pigs Fly

A Collection of the not-impossible, but highly improbable sent in by Radio Free Exile visitors. Why? Why the fuck not?




When pigs fly we'll have a black, female president who insures education for all Americans as well as a balanced budget and decent health care regardless of cost , as I truly believe this will help employment and the GNP to raise up and make America the #1 country in the world again .

Best of all she'll be a Republican just to prove it can be done!

~ Nathan Hall


When Pigs Fly, Preachers will work for free, and actually have something meaningful to say. Politicians will all go out of business. And the rest of us will stop falling for whatever they have to say.

~ Honest John


When pigs fly the prohibition on Marijuana will end. We'll see it growing in every yard. Folks will be a little more laid back, less stressed, and creating less stress for each other. People will be more creative. And we'll stop turning users into criminals.

~ Leeta Warren

When pigs fly, they won't be called bacon or sausage or ham. Pigs will be treated like your favorite pet and allowed to live happy as pigs in mudd so to speak. When pigs fly they won't be electrocuted into near unconsciousness, hung up by their heels and then have their throats cut in an assembly line, trembling in fear and horror as they see one after another of their brothers and sisters die in line in front of them. When pigs fly it won't be because they're on their way to heaven in droves, it will be because they're so happy to be considered sentient beings and not "live" stock that they can't help themselves.

~ Carlye Archibeque

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When pigs fly high school students will wake up and notice the world. My peers will see that they have a chance to change the world and will take it. Instead of spending weekends drunk and fighting over members of the opposite sex they will discover literature and nature. The arts will be appreciated. When pigs fly they will be happy because students care about them, not just about themselves.

~ Kaylie Kinney


When pigs fly there'll be no homeless in the richest, most powerful country in the world; single mothers will be honored for their hard choices, and politicians will be elected based on their empathy.

~ Richard Natale


When Pigs Fly, The Drug War will end (though considering recent developments in genetic engineering, pigs will probably be soaring majestically over Washington for many years before the lawmakers there allow the lawful purchase of a fattie).

The Drug War is not a war on drugs. It is a War on people. It is a War on the terribly sick, who get a little relief from a plant that was, until 1938, legal, useful, and abundant. On the young, who look at their parents various haphazard self-medications and rightly wonder what the difference is between their folks lawful intoxicants and their own unlawful ones. On revelers, whose petty indulgences are turned into major crimes. On addicts, who, as a consequence of the hysteria whipped up by Drug War Propaganda, are so stigmatized that even when they openly confront their problems, they jeopardize their livelihoods and invite unrelenting microscopic scrutiny, suspicion and judgment from all quarters.

Drug Prohibition has been the law of the land now for a little less than a century. Many, many billions of dollars have been spent saving us from the scourge of illegal narcotics. For all the effort and expenditure, however, they are cheaper and more available than they have ever been. Billions and billions have been spent for nothing. Absolutely nothing. A tragic waste in itself, it is multiplied a trillion fold when the terrible toll in human misery is considered. How many have rotted in cells for decades for holding a joint How many parents torn from their children?? How many children made orphans? How many lives thrown into
chaos by mistaken drug test results?? How many junkies have died because the law says a person calling for help for someone overdosing might be subject to arrest?

Worse still, every penny spent on enforcing our nation's drug laws has the effect of increasing the cost of drugs and making the criminal organizations that provide them richer and more powerful. Does it make sense to keep enforcing laws that make criminals richer and more powerful while making millions of ordinary people suffer needlessly at the same time?

When it becomes clear that a law is creating more suffering than it is abating, then the time has come for reconsideration and reform of that law. The toll in human misery that might come from the relaxation of Drug Laws could not possibly be any greater than the current cost of keeping them illegal. A century of Drug Policy failure is enough. It is time to bring light, reason and compassion to the question of Drugs in our society. There has got to be a better way.

~ Tracy Thielen


Children will again find literature, poetry and plays fascinating and mysterious. Singles will come together effortlessly, without being all conflicted and afraid of intimacy and find true luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv. "Politically Incorrect" will be put back on the air and no one will be afraid to say their opinions, wacky or otherwise, out loud without fear of retribution or cancellation. We will have free, unfixed elections. Regular citizens will be able to influence the U.S. government by voting. Salespeople will know their stock and care about delivering service. Working class people in America will have a living wage and manufacturing jobs will return. Smart, educated people won't have to scramble for temp jobs. The U.S. will have an industrial base instead of becoming a third world country. Virtuous people will be honored. Money, youth and sex won't be all that is worshiped, revered and sought after. It won't be great cause of concern to put on a few pounds. All governments will act as if every person on the globe was an important being to respect and care for. I'll find that sweet smart funny second husband and I will always be able to find my keys. That's all for the moment.

~ Nancy Becker Kennedy



There you have it.

7.12.2009

How To Build An Atom Bomb

The following paper is taken from The Journal of Irreproducible Results, Volume 25/Number 4/1979. P.O. Box 234 Chicago Heights, Illinois 60411
  1. INTRODUCTION

    Worldwide controversy has been generated recently from several court decisions in the United States which have restricted popular magazines from printing articles which describe how to make an atomic bomb. The reason usually given by the courts is that national security would be compromised if such information were generally available. But, since it is commonly known that all of the information is publicly available in most major metropolitan libraries, obviously the court's officially stated position is covering up a more important factor; namely, that such atomic devices would prove too difficult for the average citizen to construct. The United States courts cannot afford to insult the vast majorities by insinuating that they do not have the intelligence of a cabbage, and thus the "official" press releases claim national security as a blanket restriction.

    The rumors that have unfortunately occurred as a result of widespread misinformation can (and must) be cleared up now, for the construction project this month is the construction of a thermonuclear device, which will hopefully clear up any misconceptions you might have about such a project. We will see how easy it is to make a device of your very own in ten easy steps, to have and hold as you see fit, without annoying interference from the government or the courts.

    The project will cost between $5,000 and $30,000, depending on how fancy you want the final product to be. Since last week's column, "Let's Make a Time Machine", was received so well in the new step-by-step format, this month's column will follow the same format.

  2. CONSTRUCTION METHOD
    1. First, obtain about 50 pounds (110 kg) of weapons grade Plutonium at your local supplier (see NOTE 1). A nuclear power plant is not recommended, as large quantities of missing Plutonium tends to make plant engineers unhappy. We suggest that you contact your local terrorist organization, or perhaps the Junior Achievement in your neighborhood.
    2. Please remember that Plutonium, especially pure, refined Plutonium, is somewhat dangerous. Wash your hands with soap and warm water after handling the material, and don't allow your children or pets to play in it or eat it. Any left over Plutonium dust is excellent as an insect repellant. You may wish to keep the substance in a lead box if you can find one in your local junk yard, but an old coffee can will do nicely.
    3. Fashion together a metal enclosure to house the device. Most common varieties of sheet metal can be bent to disguise this enclosure as, for example, a briefcase, a lunch pail, or a Buick. Do not use tinfoil.
    4. Arrange the Plutonium into two hemispherical shapes, separated by about 4 cm. Use rubber cement to hold the Plutonium dust together.
    5. Now get about 100 pounds (220 kg) of trinitrotoluene (TNT). Gelignite is much better, but messier to work with. Your helpful hardware man will be happy to provide you with this item.
    6. Pack the TNT around the hemisphere arrangement constructed in step 4. If you cannot find Gelignite, fell free to use TNT packed in with Play-do or any modeling clay. Colored clay is acceptable, but there is no need to get fancy at this point.
    7. Enclose the structure from step 6 into the enclosure made in step 3. Use a strong glue such as "Crazy Glue" to bind the hemisphere arrangement against the enclosure to prevent accidental detonation which might result from vibration or mishandling.
    8. To detonate the device, obtain a radio controlled (RC) servo mechanism, as found in RC model airplanes and cars. With a modicum of effort, a remote plunger can be made that will strike a detonator cap to effect a small explosion. These detonator caps can be found in the electrical supply section of your local supermarket. We recommend the "Blast-O-Mactic" brand because they are no deposit-no return.
    9. Now hide the completed device from the neighbors and children. The garage is not recommended because of high humidity and the extreme range of temperatures experienced there. Nuclear devices have been known to spontaneously detonate in these unstable conditions. The hall closet or under the kitchen sink will be perfectly suitable.
    10. Now you are the proud owner of a working thermonuclear device! It is a great ice-breaker at parties, and in a pinch, can be used for national defense.
  3. THEORY OF OPERATION

    The device basically works when the detonated TNT compresses the Plutonium into a critical mass. The critical mass then produces a nuclear chain reaction similar to the domino chain reaction (discussed in this column, "Dominos on the March", March, 1968). The chain reaction then promptly produces a big thermonuclear reaction. And there you have it, a 10 megaton explosion!