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2.25.2009

Republicans, Hypocrisy and the Law by audiolaw

Dear Family and friends,
Economic hard times always breed more crime. And more crime will breed more "law & order" talk from politicians, often most stridently from politicians who are more concerned about garnering votes than solving real problems. Some such politicians simply use such talk as a tool for personal gain.
Today, the LAprogressive dot com website put up my new essay on some hypocrites' approaches to law & order, as a featured article. Here's your own copy:

2009 has started badly for honest communications. I’ve watched while President Obama reached “across the isle” attempting to share the glory of trying to save the U.S. from the Bush depression, with Republicans. I’ve watched as Democratic leaders in the statehouse tried to convince Republican assemblymen to consider schools, infrastructure and public health to be as important as the instructions from their corporate masters.

In both situations, I’ve watched as checkbook discipline kept the Republicans united against the U.S., against short term economic recovery and against long term public interests, always spouting off about high principles. But three recent legal cases involving Republican extremists and the judicial system show just how insincere Republicans corporate tools are in their pronouncements about being strict on principle and on crime and enforcing the law.

The first case involved a decision by Orange County judge Leon Emerson. Judge Emerson granted an eviction and ordered some tenants to pay months of back rent to their landlord. The tenants appealed. The Court of Appeal found that the tenants had been withholding rent, as the law allows, because the landlady was refusing to make necessary repairs. The Court also found that the landlady refused to comply with the law requiring her to obtain an occupancy permit before renting the property. It found that judge Emerson improperly refused to allow the tenants to present any evidence at the trial. And it found that judge Emerson had refused to make a formal statement of the reasons for his decision, even though the law clearly required him to do so.

Judge Emerson wasn’t coy in his logic. The landlady wanted money and she should get it. The legal rights of the tenants had no significance of any sort for judge Emerson. He simply couldn’t imagine any reason to enforce any of the laws the landlady was violating. After all, she was in the superior class of property owner, and the tenants were only consumers, a lower class who have no rights judge Emerson saw fit to protect.

The situation was actually worse than it sounds. The tenants had good lawyers. They actually cited the right laws to judge Emerson. He wasn’t just another Orange County political appointee, with insufficient legal knowledge or experience. He was fully informed about what the law was. But he simply refused to apply the law if it would result in lower profits for a businesswoman.

As a good law & orderconservative, he had to choose between the law and a social order which gives superior rights to business interests over a injured consumers. As part of the party’s corporate sycophancy, he abandoned the law to favor the corporate criminal.

The second case is from Missouri. An innocent man was released from prison after spending 15 years in prison for a murder that the prosecutor knew he hadn’t committed. The prosecutor 15 years ago was Kenny Hulshof, who went on to become a six term ultra-corporatist Republican congressman before running for the governorship in 2008.

This year, after more than a decade of effort by the prisoner, an honest Missouri judge ruled that Hulshof had concealed evidence and lied to the Court while prosecuting a 17 year old boy for murder. Hulshof knew that he couldn’t get the boy convicted with the real evidence in the case. So, he simply threw out his legal responsibilities as a prosecutor and lied. He concealed evidence, including police notes that he knew would help the defendant.

Tragic, you may think, but mistakes happen. We shouldn’t condemn a man, particularly a Republican leader, congressman and gubernatorial candidate for one misdeed, years ago. WRONG! It turns out that this was not an isolated misdeed. It turns out that four men whom Hulshof put on death row have had their sentences reversed. Not reduced, nor commuted, but completely reversed. The reversals are each due to “prosecutorial errors.” The legal system is too polite in its language to say that the men were sentenced to death due to intentional misconduct.

But we need to put his conduct in context more than we need to be polite. Hulshof is a strident proponent of more prosecutions and harsher sentences for law breakers. He wants children to be prosecuted and executed like adults. He claims to be a devout Catholic and he is a very vocal “pro-life” campaigner. But this devout Catholic has no problem violating the Commandment against bearing false witness if it helps improve his conviction stats. And he doesn’t think that the Commandment against killing applies to him when he is working to get men sentenced to death using false evidence and lies to the Court and the jury.

The third case may be the worst of all. Santa Clara County deputy D.A. Ben Field has been suspended from law practice after the State Bar Court found that he, like Hulshof, concealed evidence in cases and intentionally violated the rights of criminal defendants. Field was on the fast track to be another great Republican “law & order” prospect for higher office. To get there, he was willing to trample anyone in his way.

But the really terrible thing about the Field case is that after he was suspended, the Santa Clara D.A. jumped to his defense, and made clear that Field will continue to work in the D.A.’s office (although he won’t be doing trials). And Field is the second Santa Clara deputy D.A. to be punished for misconduct, this year. The other deputy was punished for misconduct in a murder trial. This passes for Republican principle in Santa Clara.

Neither the California, nor the national Republican Party has condemned or even criticized judge Emerson, Congressman Hulshof or D.A. Field. We hear how terrible it is that murderers get away with crimes. But is that because the legal system is faulty or because ambitious men, who want convictions statistics more than justice, are too eager to lie, to conceal evidence, and to mislead the courts in the short term, with no concern about what truth may appear after they’ve moved on?

A fourth case, from Los Angeles Superior Court, offers a more hopeful view. Conservative, corporate friendly employees of L.A.’s Redevelopment Agency promised $44 million of taxpayer’s money to a private corporation to buy and renovate a downtown building. Instead of doing the renovation, the corporation turned off water for the building tenants, shut down the elevators even though some tenants were wheelchair bound, and went on a campaign of illegal evictions and other violations of redevelopment laws.

Private attorneys, working for free, sued the city and the corporation, in Los Angeles County Superior Court, in December 2007. Instead of letting the case drag on for years, as so often happens, the attorneys pushed it, and in the beginning of February, 2009, they achieved a settlement. Under the settlement, injured tenants receive actual money damages. The corporation agreed to obey the laws and protect the tenants’ rights. And the Redevelopment Agency will institute procedures to protect tenants in similar projects around the city.

What the attorneys did was convince the Court to order the Redevelopment Authority to not give the corporation any more money until it was complying with the law. Wow! Does that sound like liberal judicial activism or what!? The Judge said that the law applies to corporations and the politicians they buy just as much as to consumers, poor people and just plain citizens!

Yes, we can count on Republican spokespeople to condemn the L.A. Court judge for his interference with business-as-usual. But we can also see that there are judges in our courts, here and in Missouri, and no doubt elsewhere, who are trying to be less biased than judge Emerson. There are lawyers here, in Missouri, in Santa Clara and elsewhere, trying to be more honest than Kenny Hushof or Ben Field.

As Gropenator Schwarzenegger and the California Republican Party use the state budget crisis as an excuse to further reduce legal resources for consumers, families and the poor, we should remember those judges and lawyers who fight for the law, rather than for pure corporate greed and personal gain.

2.24.2009

Taking a Break...


I'm going to be taking a break, getting out of Dodge, I'll be heading to the Catskills to stay in a friend's cabin, so I won't be posting to this blog or uploading any podcasts for a few days - oh well. Those few who follow or happen upon this blog, I doubt if you'll be lost without it, and, you can always check out archived podcasts for entertainment and anti-inspiration, as your whim leads you and you can always come back, if there's anything you think you'll miss, you can always scroll down the sidebar and join the exile-announcements mailing list, that'll get you caught up when I return from the quiet of the woods and hopefully avoiding the black bears that abound upon Mt. Trempor, or not.

California Mendocino County Under Medical Marijuana Seige Now


by Laurel Krause
Monday Feb 23rd, 2009 8:58 AM
On-going medical marijuana busts through-out Mendocino County have been arresting local residents daily. I was one of five busts made and charged with two felonies (cultivation and intent to sell/distribute) last Friday, February 20, 2009, even though I had my doctor recommendation and was growing with the guidelines published at the Mendocino county web site.
My name is Laurel Krause. Last Friday (2/20/09) as I looked out my kitchen window I was shocked to see 25 Mendocino County Sheriffs/Deputies coming through my gate very quickly. The lead man, Sheriff (don't know deputy, or what class) Jonathan Martin, showed me a search warrant, hand cuffed me and read me my rights. I was cooperative (I actually cried and begged for mercy, but that didn't work) as they searched my home, my grow area on my five acres (behind my locked gate--so no probable cause) and seized all grow equipment related to 24 medical marijuana plants in full bloom. They chopped down the plants and hauled them away as I was being grilled and bullied in my home. This number is significant because if you google the Mendocino County Sheriff's web page on MedMari guidelines it says 25 plants. You are probably aware of the 'fuzziness' of these guidelines. I have a recommendation from my doctor to allow me to grow med marijuana. They charged me with two felony counts, one for marijuana cultivation and another for intent to sell/distribute, carted me to Ukiah, CA to jail in handcuffs.

It gets worse. I was the #4 bust of 5 that day (Friday, Feb 20) and the guys let us know that they had five more for Saturday (yesterday) and five more on Sunday (TODAY!). Not individuals, but actual grows that might arrest multiple people. And most of the growers are women with kids (so now the children are possibly being taken away and bank accounts frozen). Real emotional and economic despair.

As I met others that were arrested in Ukiah, the county seat to jail (never before, first offense for everything for me) I learned they were my neighbors and not one had a 'commercial' size grow. So this Mendocino County Sheriff's dept sweep is coming up short as the take is not producing the kind of busts they claim they are after (i.e commercial, 500 plants & up), unenvironmental grows that scar the land (we all grow organic), we all have our recommendations that we paid for and actually care about the quality of medicine we are growing (it's in the past for me now).

I am in shock, but then I started getting mad yesterday. What is motivating this gestapo situation all of the sudden? DA Meredith Lintott or Sheriff Allman? NeoCons?

I keep to myself mostly so did not hear about this happening all over the county of Mendocino. Furthermore, most growers don't let others know their business so as not to get busted. I'm coming forth as I have nothing to loose and I'm not backing down. I am a little afraid that if this doesn't become a big story that I might be unsafe though..........so bust this story wide open. Help us in Mendo!!!

Since getting busted, I've learned that they were up and down my street (just outside Fort Bragg city limit, so in Mendocino County) busting and getting this sweep in order over the last month and logging on the computer even (wish I had known!). That they have also had busting sweeps in the towns of Covelo, Ukiah, Willits.......all within Mendocino county.

I'm sure you're asking what is motivating me to come to you. This is truly an American story of our time right now, a devestating economic massacre for us personally and it has county-wide ramifications as at least 70% of the Mendocino economy is based on growing marijuana. Maybe even California as it's the state's largest crop. During these times of extreme economic hardship and 10% unemployment in Ft. Bragg, it just doesn't make any sense to be busting and criminalizing tax-paying citizens, my neighbors and me operating within state and county guidelines.

We are considering moving forward with a class-action suit. I have calls out.

I am sounding this alarms as far and wide as I can. Please feel free to forward this to any of your interested colleagues. I hope to hear from you.

Sincerely,

Laurel Krause

2.23.2009

This look voluntary to you?

State to start charging sales tax on online digital purchases Oct. 1

Madison - Wisconsin will collect sales taxes on Internet downloads of music, games, books, ring tones and other video entertainment - a decision that angers some who will find the 5% tax added to their credit-card bills after Oct. 1.

On Thursday, Gov. Jim Doyle signed into law a package of tax-law changes that included extending the sales tax to so-called digital downloads.

The District of Columbia and 15 states have similar laws, although none of those states borders Wisconsin.

The change will require vendors to add the tax when the product is sold and remit it to the state treasury. One of the most popular sellers of songs, CDs and other digital products, iTunes, already collects sales taxes on those sales for states that charge it, said Susan Lundgren, a spokeswoman for Apple.

It is expected to cost Wisconsin consumers about $6.7 million a year - a number that suggests it's a $134 million annual industry here. Also, national experts estimate that downloads are growing by as much as 20% a year, which means the amount of sales tax in that area will grow substantially.

Doyle has been fighting for the change for years. He and other state officials say it is a matter of fairness: Internet vendors shouldn't have a tax-exempt advantage over Wisconsin's brick-and-mortar retail stores.

"This is applying the sales tax in the same way to the same products," said Doyle spokesman Lee Sensenbrenner. "This change protects Main Street businesses."

Some digital downloaders don't see it that way, however.

"I don't feel very good about it," said Cyntha Hammerel, 40, of South Milwaukee, who downloads songs and CDs several times a week. "I'm not buying the product in Wisconsin."

"I am being taxed to death," said David Vogt, 46, of Milwaukee. "Where in the world does it stop?"

Once a week, Vogt downloads a movie from a large chain, which gives him the right to watch it on his computer or his big-screen TV. Each movie download costs him about $4.

A smoker, Vogt is also upset about Doyle's proposal to raise the state tax on a pack of cigarettes from $1.77 to $2.52. "Now, I'm thinking about quitting," Vogt said.

'Complex, but necessary'

Milwaukee lawyer Andrew Franklin, who studies Internet taxation issues, backed Doyle.

Charging the sales tax on downloads "is tricky and complex, but necessary," Franklin said.

"The statistics are staggering. Billions of dollars in revenue are being lost, a number that is growing exponentially every year," he said. "It's a revenue gap that will certainly grow in such harsh economic times where only the best retailers with the lowest overhead will survive, and the rest will be left struggling.

"This is not a shift in taxation. It does not rob consumers of a benefit otherwise available to them. Rather, it merely collects a tax that in every way mirrors the tax that would be collected if one were to leave a house, go to a store and make a purchase in person."

More than entertainment

But Republican Rep. Jeff Fitzgerald of Horicon said the tax on digital products will be charged on many non-entertainment products.

"This new tax affects far more than kids downloading songs; it raises costs on all types of digital media from photos to clip art to computer games," said Fitzgerald, who voted against the tax-increase package. "Graphic artists, photographers, printers and Web designers just saw their costs go up for producing content."

Jamie Armata, 32, of Wauwatosa, who downloads music about twice a month, wondered how he'll end up paying the sales tax on his downloads. If the company selling the product adds the sales tax every time he makes a purchase, Armata said, "I have absolutely no problem with that."

But Armata and others said they don't want to self-report what they owe in sales taxes on downloads or get a notice from state tax collectors saying they owe a specific amount in unpaid sales taxes.

State Department of Revenue officials say they can't talk about specific tactics they might use to collect the sales tax on digital downloads.

But they will launch an extensive educational campaign before Oct. 1 to make sure vendors are aware of the change and their requirement to add sales taxes when a digital product is downloaded.

"As with any change to the sales tax law, the Department of Revenue will work with sellers to ensure they are correctly collecting and remitting sales tax on digital goods," said department spokeswoman Jessica Iverson.

Iverson said the sales tax compliance rate is high, and state officials expect Wisconsin residents to pay it on digital products.

"Effective October 1, consumers will pay sales tax on digital goods as part of the total purchase price, just as they would with any taxable goods and services," she said.

2.22.2009

the screaming...


You know, sometimes I wonder if I've done some weird public things, like, to be standing there and talking to someone and having a thought flash through my head like - "Jesus, just shut the fuck up, what a fucking asshole you are..." and then wondering if I had just said it out loud, not because anybody heard me speak those words of course, but because the thought was so vivid that, it was as though it were transmitted. I wonder about that. I also wonder, while I'm at the check-out stand at the local market, watching some cashier, who would rather be home watching Court TV, try to break her own record for slow and lugubrious service, while the subjects of her quest are shifting their feet, and glancing at each other as if to say: "kill me now, no please, really, kill me..." and at some point I think to myself "hey, have I been here screaming at the top of my lungs? "FUCK YOU! LET'S GO, YOU CRAZY FUCKER!" Am I rolling around on the floor in some crazy fit? Is security on the way?" Fuck, and all the while, nothing is really happening here at the cusp of self control, but the screaming has to stop, or I won't be able to leave the house anymore, and then I'll be home alone trying to figure out if I'm really there or not.

2.21.2009

Racism row over chimp cartoon sparks debate


By Ashley Fantz
CNN




(CNN) -- Racist, unfunny, hilarious, confusing, lame.

Reactions are as varied as they are strong to Tuesday's New York Post cartoon that depicted the police shooting of a chimpanzee. Two police officers, one with a smoking gun, are near the chimp's bullet-pierced body. "They'll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill," one officer says.

The Post's Sean Delonas used a typical editorial cartoon trope of linking two current news stories: the shooting of a chimp after it mauled a Connecticut woman and President Obama's signing of the stimulus bill.

But soon after the issue hit newsstands, the Rev. Al Sharpton, and other black opinion makers such as CNN's Roland Martin, blasted the cartoon as an attack on Obama's skin color and African-Americans in general.

"Being that the stimulus bill has been the first legislative victory of President Barack Obama and has become synonymous with him, it is not a reach to wonder: Are they inferring that a monkey wrote the last bill?" Sharpton said.

Jelani Cobb, a Spelman College history professor and the author of a forthcoming book about Obama, told CNN that the cartoon offended on many levels. iReport.com: Chimp cartoon 'very, very wrong'

He winced at the cartoon's gun violence as a stoker to the nervousness some feel about the safety of a black president in a historically racist country.

"When I looked at it, there was no getting around the implications of it," Cobb said. "Clearly anyone with an iota of sense knows the close association of black people and the primate imagery."

Dozens of cartoonists weighed in on dailycartoonist.com. Some said it was a simpleton move to use the tired metaphor of a monkey to make fun of something -- no matter what it was. One poster wrote, "Wha...?" pointing out that Obama didn't write the stimulus package; lawmakers did.

On the cartoon "danger scale" of 1 to 10, the chimp cartoon scored a 9, Dilbert creator Scott Adams told CNN.

Adams liked the cartoon, but judging its overall worthiness is difficult, a gauge best measured by an audience, not the cartoonist, he said.

"Any cartoon has to be a little bit dangerous, and he's definitely achieved that," he said. "You have to perceive that the cartoonist is in personal danger or there's something dangerous about it, that at the cartoonist's next cocktail party, half of the people there are going to want to poison his drink."

Just like George Carlin's seven dirty words, there are also no-no's for cartoons, Adams said. "He's got everything you shouldn't have," he said. "Gunfire, that's the one thing you cannot get away with. And then he's got violence against animals, also a pretty big no."

New York Post editor Col Allan referred calls to a public relations representative, who sent CNN.com this statement: "The cartoon is a clear parody of a current news event, to wit the shooting of a violent chimpanzee in Connecticut. It broadly mocks Washington's efforts to revive the economy. Again, Al Sharpton reveals himself as nothing more than a publicity opportunist."

Delonas was not giving interviews, the PR rep told CNN.

If there is any apology due, it shouldn't come from the cartoonist, insisted Ted Rall, the president of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists, whose cartoons run in 100 publications across the United States.

An editor should object if there is a strong possibility that a cartoon will not resonate the way the cartoonist wanted, he said. Cartoonists have to be free to be creative, to not edit themselves during the drawing process.

"He was trying trying to jam two stories together, and unfortunately, this is what a lot of lame editors like," Rall said. "The comparison he had in mind: The guy who wrote the package wasn't Obama; it was a bunch of white economic advisers, and he [Delonas] wasn't thinking about Obama."

The Post cartoonist, he added, has the misfortune of working in a business that, over the past decade, has become a graveyard of gag jokes. A former editor once told Rall that satire in cartooning died after September 11.

"I have to wonder about the competence of his editors," Rall continued. "It goes with the 'make it shorter and dumber' mentality that's happening in print."

But later Thursday the New York Post apologized in a statement on its Web site, although they also defended its action and blasted some detractors.

"Wednesday's Page Six cartoon -- caricaturing Monday's police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut -- has created considerable controversy," the paper said.

The Post said the cartoon was meant to mock what it called an "ineptly written" stimulus bill. "But it has been taken as something else -- as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism," reads the statement. "This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize."

But the statement immediately swerves to fire back at some of the image's critics. "However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past -- and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback," the statement says. "To them, no apology is due. Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon -- even as the opportunists seek to make it something else."

Cartoonist John Auchter of the Grand Rapids Business Journal in Michigan said Delonas had to expect people to be offended.

"The racial connotation of what he drew, it's really silly that either he or his editors couldn't anticipate that [reaction]," Auchter said. "When I think about all the things that are thrown around here with the accusations of being racist ... that is one of the things as a cartoonist you have to be aware of -- what you're doing and that you know things are going to be taken that way. You are the first-line editor."

Syndicated political cartoonist Chip Bok didn't find the Post cartoon racist, but he said it probably was in bad taste.

"A woman was terribly mauled and almost killed," he said. "That's really the only grounds by which [my editors] would throw out a cartoon. When it involves somebody's life like that, I would tend to stay away from it."

Bok knows a little about what it feels like to create a polarizing cartoon. In 2006, around the time of the Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy, the Akron Beacon Journal published a cartoon he drew showing a blurred picture of Mohammed on CNN.

The cartoonist had been watching the network cover the story about Muslim anger over the Danish cartoons, which showed the prophet with a bomb crafted out of his turban. Bok was upset that CNN had chosen to blur the cartoon in its coverage.

The cartoonist immediately drew his cartoon, which showed a couple watching TV and saying, "Well, no wonder Muslims are upset. Muhammad looks like he's on acid."

"I was inundated with e-mail, the paper was picketed," he said. "There was quite a reaction."

Who'll Be Leading Who?

Schools for deaf, blind will share campus


Education board's vote addresses rising per-student costs

By Mackenzie Ryan • Statesman Journal

February 20, 2009

The Oregon State Board of Education decided Thursday to support putting the Oregon School for the Blind and the Oregon School for the Deaf on the same campus.

The board voted unanimously that proceeds from the sale of school property could benefit the schools, but also said they were open to other solutions that would address the schools' rising per-student costs and needed building repairs.

In five years, the per-student cost at the school for the blind rose from $91,000 to $143,000.

"I think we cannot avoid the reality that the cost is overwhelming," said state board member Nikki Squire. "I think we're obliged to look for the best possible way to deliver quality services to these students and economies have to be a part of that conversation."

The vote essentially upholds State Schools Superintendent Susan Castillo's decision to locate the schools together at OSD's 52-acre campus, which both schools' boards have objected to.

Castillo is pursuing legislation that would allow for the sale of the eight-acre OSB property near Salem Hospital on Church Street SE. The land was appraised at $9.1 million but could be worth twice that, state officials have said.

The legislation would create a trust fund so that proceeds of any sales would be directed at the two schools instead of the state's general fund.

School leaders have said that they need more time, that it's premature to combine the schools before they revisit the role the schools play in the range of services offered.

"I feel like co-location at this point still isn't the best solution, but recognize the need to protect the monies that might come from the sale of anything on either property to not go into the general fund and to be used for the schools," said Elizabeth Rosseau Rooney, the chairwoman of OSB's board.

Both schools hope to become statewide resources for deaf or blind students, according to their master plans. The school for the blind also wants to offer K-12 curriculum, which only the school for the deaf offers now.

"It would be premature to decide what buildings to put (the schools) in and where the buildings should be and who else should be on the campus," said B.T. Kimbough, the vice chairman of OSB's board.

Yet state board members said that now is the time to act, and facilities at the schools need to be addressed.

An October report estimates that it would cost $12.8 million to upgrade buildings on the school for the blind campus, and upgrading school for the deaf buildings would cost $37.5 million.

"The facilities and the things that I saw during that tour were frankly like going through a historical time warp, as far as I was concerned, and that was disturbing to me," state board member Lewis Frederick said. "We need to find the best way to do the best things for these students and their families and the community overall."

The National Federation of the Blind in Oregon will fight the legislation if the intent is to combine the schools in one location, president Art Stevenson said.

"The main thing is the kids and what's going to make things better for them," he said. "It's been studied, it's been proven it's not a good idea."

Obama's Elf

2.20.2009

Would-be burglar snagged by a snuggie


A man who was allegedly caught stealing an iPod and a debit card out of a car is captured and tackled by a woman 50 pounds lighter than him. The woman we are told used a wedgie to nab the burglar. It happened Tuesday. Yvonne Morris was working in her office at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, when she noticed a young man walking past her office. A few minutes later she heard a car alarm going off. “So I looked into the parking lot to see where the honking was coming from,” said Morris. She said she saw a man riffling through the car of one of her co-workers. “The person I saw in her front seat was not her,” said Morris who immediately headed out to the parking lot, stopping along the way to tell the receptionist to call police… He ran, she chased, Frederic Baze allegedly slipped on some loose gravel then Morris grabbed his hooded sweatshirt, Baze slipped off the hoodie and kept on running. “I grabbed the back of his pants which in turn ended up to be his under garments,” said Morris. So Baze, according to police, was snagged by a snuggie. Morris admits it maybe was not the best idea in retrospect, “In hindsight, yeah there is probably a lot of things that could have gone wrong but thankfully they didn’t.”

A School Teacher's Confession


By "Bob Smith"

Bob Smith is a pseudonym for a 59-year-old former middle school science teacher who is now an assistant professor at a large Midwestern university. Moving beyond his youthful initiation into the recreational aspects of cannabis, he finds that periodic use provides insights into the educational process. His reflection on instruction leads not only to changes in his methods of teaching and the curricula, but also to a more balanced perspective in drug education classes.

When I first smoked marijuana, I was a first year science teacher. The year was 1968 and the word was sort of filtering around through society that marijuana was actually not only benign, but fun. Eventually, I prevailed upon a teacher friend to turn me on, which she and her boyfriend did. But I had an unpleasant experience that time, asking over and over if I was high, claiming I wasn't feeling anything, and then getting sort of lost trying to drive home later. That made me somewhat scared and paranoid. It has only happened to me a few times since, and I am now aware that it is, in fact, a possible side effect, and that helps keep things in perspective. For a few years, while "everyone" was trying it, part of the enjoyment of smoking grass was turning someone new onto it. The sensations - the way time changed, etc. - became enormously entertaining. Of course most users of marijuana are aware of the association between being stoned and laughter. It was a recreational drug in the strictest meaning of the term.

At the same time, another aspect of the experience, I discovered, was the occasional sense that something one said or thought or wrote was truly brilliant or insightful. And, as it turned out, this belief often turned out to be accurate. It happened with such regularity that it became clear that this was a drug that could be used to my advantage in addition to its recreational value. It became fairly common for me to get stoned on a Saturday afternoon. That was the day I usually spent grading papers and making lesson plans.

One particularly important moment in my teaching career came one of those early Saturdays as I was making up some activities for my students for the following week. (Here, I will have to use a little science teacher language. It won't be hard, and it will be important.) I was trying to redesign a unit on Density, a standard topic included in middle school physical science courses. Now, to a 7th or 8th grade student, density can probably begin to have some meaning, but the concept is extremely difficult to really comprehend and master. I had, in fact, been able to get students to solve quite complex problems having to do with density, which requires some fairly sophisticated algebraic thinking. But frequently, only a few students could figure out how to even use the simplest relevant formulas to work the problems. As I sat there trying to come up with yet another activity to help teach the topic, I realized that the concept of density is extremely abstract. In fact, it is ONLY abstract and not at all concrete. The word "density" refers to a relationship: the relationship of the mass of an object or item to its volume. That, by definition is not a thing. It is a concept formed by two or more things. It cannot be measured directly - only calculated, or, at best, indicated by the response of a hygrometer. Suddenly I saw that it was almost an impossibility to expect young children to grasp this particular notion. At least, in the practical, real life sense, I would have to work weeks and weeks (as I often did) with students in order for the majority to get close to being conversant with the terms, and still, most would not be able to articulate even in their own language the basic truth about density - that it is a relationship between two dimensions of matter. Suddenly, a flash of the legendary insight: I just won't teach density. Not at all. Never again. Now, as first year teachers learn, you teach what they tell you to teach. But as some teachers soon learn, you can teach what you like if everything you do works. I had been pretty successful in all the other areas of science I was teaching, and I realized that I would be doing everyone a favor if I unilaterally declared that piece of the pie dispensable, which I did, and I'm sure that no one ever missed it.

This event was terribly important to me in my 33 years as a science teacher. I learned from that moment the power that teachers really have in shaping what happens to their students, and it empowered me to continually examine what I was doing as a teacher. In true testimonial fashion, I must say that I'm convinced that my being high facilitated that particular insight that afternoon. It is also that type and level of reflection on instruction that I try to ardently engage my education students to consider (I am now a professor of education in a nearby university.) It is one of many truly important things I learned about teaching while under the influence.

As my career progressed, Saturdays continued to be the day that I ruminated on my teaching, wrote curriculum and made plans. And I can say without reservation, much of my best curriculum writing was done while I was stoned. It is challenging and creative material. I sometimes laugh to myself when something I've designed has gone over well with the students. They would be amazed at the conditions under which the ideas were hatched.

I cannot enumerate the insights and understandings I've arrived at, either by myself, or in conversation with others, while being advantaged by the killer weed. Many times, under the influence while discussing something with friends or colleagues, my mind racing or wandering, I've been driven to jump up, grab a piece of paper and jot down some new ideas that had never surfaced in similar conversations. Often, these jottings, when developed, resulted in some excellent teaching on my part, or some very worthwhile and well-designed assignments that I made for my students.

That there are some very positive cognitive aspects of cannabis intoxication is patently clear to me. In fact, I should go so far as to confess that when discussing drugs with students - a requirement of science curriculum in those grades - I have presented to the students the positives as well as the negatives of marijuana use, including "reports" that people often feel more creative and insightful, and that people smoke it because it's fun. This is an important part of the drug education piece that is always omitted: telling kids why people use drugs. Often, the "reason" people use drugs, in the view of the drug educators, is to be popular, escape, etc. But they never tell kids why people use drugs to do those things. I have had many students also report to me that they appreciated the balanced view I presented, and said it was more meaningful and believable than all the anti-drug education they had experienced in earlier grades. (I'm sure I gained credibility with at least a few students because of parallels with their own experience. And that, no doubt, enhanced my reputation as being honest and fair in what I had told them).

2.19.2009

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2.18.2009

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

Buying Experiences, Not Possessions, Leads To Greater Happiness

ScienceDaily (Feb. 17, 2009) — Can money make us happy if we spend it on the right purchases? A new psychology study suggests that buying life experiences rather than material possessions leads to greater happiness for both the consumer and those around them.


The study demonstrates that experiential purchases, such as a meal out or theater tickets, result in increased well-being because they satisfy higher order needs, specifically the need for social connectedness and vitality -- a feeling of being alive.


"These findings support an extension of basic need theory, where purchases that increase psychological need satisfaction will produce the greatest well-being," said Ryan Howell, assistant professor of psychology at San Francisco State University.


Participants in the study were asked to write reflections and answer questions about their recent purchases. Participants indicated that experiential purchases represented money better spent and greater happiness for both themselves and others. The results also indicate that experiences produce more happiness regardless of the amount spent or the income of the consumer.


Experiences also lead to longer-term satisfaction. "Purchased experiences provide memory capital," Howell said. "We don't tend to get bored of happy memories like we do with a material object.


"People still believe that more money will make them happy, even though 35 years of research has suggested the opposite," Howell said. "Maybe this belief has held because money is making some people happy some of the time, at least when they spend it on life experiences."


"The mediators of experiential purchases: Determining the impact of psychological need satisfaction" was conducted by Ryan Howell, assistant professor of psychology at San Francisco State University and SF State graduate Graham Hill.


These findings will be presented at the Society for Personality and Social Psychology annual meeting on Feb. 7.

2.17.2009

I rolled a fatty then...


So far tonight I've read about how baboons and pigeons are able to learn same/different relationships as well as humans, as though this would be a surprise to anyone with any intellect at all, life is life after all; then the Seattle Hemp Fest is coming, thousands converging on the waterfront to cavort and campaign for legalization; a couple of nuclear submarines bumping into each other in the Atlantic, which is a little bit disconcerting when you think about it; and a piece about a majority of American children who, the more they study, the less they understand history - stupid fucks, I mean, come on. Then I picked through some tunes for my podcast and worked on some artwork for my zazzle.com store. And I wonder where the fucking day went. Whatever.

2.16.2009

pink elephant

Hey, fuckin' buy something, just one goddam little thing...

'What We Eat' by audiolaw

Dear Family and friends,
Everyone I know is now sitting around waiting for Obama to fix our world. I'm not entirely convinced that he should be trying to do that or that progressives should rest on their laurels now that the election is over.
Election campaigns are always fun and exciting and motivating. But economic and social issues continue long after the campaign excitement subsides into ennui. So I decided to write about one thing that we can do, to try to make a difference. The LAprogressive.com website put this essay up on Monday. Here is a copy just for you:


We are what we eat. How often have we ordered up a few pizzas and a couple of 6 packs to sit around, focusing our political positions while expanding our waistlines?

Last week, President Obama ate crow as his picks to manage health system restoration and to gain some control over government efficiency fell away under assault for their use of Republican tax practices, and worse, for telling the truth about their behavior.

Breaking with Cheney/Bush policy, President Obama stepped up and took responsibility for the mistakes in screening the people he had selected. He acknowledged that his administration’s lack of attention to some details left his nominees open to Republican attacks which were based in a desire to attack the administration more than to stand up for any principle.

The well coordinated, corporate funded Republican attack machine honed in on real instances of misconduct, and exploited them to distract attention from their true goal of undermining any attempt by the new administration to reverse the damage of the preceding one. It’s significant to note that none of the Republican attacks on Obama claimed that the nominees weren’t the best people for the job, or that the nominees’ “problems” had anything to do with the jobs for which they were nominated. The goal was simply to attack, to undermine and to impede any effort at recovery from the past 8 years.

The legislative leader for the Republican effort is Mitch McConnell, Senator from Kentucky. McConnell’s career has been one of studied obeisance to corporate interests. He has slavered for the Kentucky tobacco growers’ lobby, constantly opposing legislation to protect children from tobacco sales. When it was recently announced that Kentucky leads the nation in per capita cancer deaths related to tobacco use McConnell felt no shame. This was simply a sign of the triumph of free market capitalism.

Tobacco deaths are disproportionately among the poor. McConnell thinks that there are too many of the poor and they have too much discretionary income. To him, these new statistics show that industry is both profiting and doing a public service by culling the least healthy of the over-population of poor folks. It is to promote this sort of corporate policy that McConnell and other Republicans serve in the Senate.

The Republicans fighting to obstruct any progress are not acting from any principles. They are doing what their business bosses tell them to do. Phil Gingrey a Republican congressman from Georgia, exemplifies this conduct. First he acted on old-fashioned Republican principles and spoke out, criticizing a statement by Republican Chief Policy Spokesman, Rush Limbaugh. Within hours, this congressman was reined in by business leaders. No only was he forced to recant his criticism. They also required him to apologize to Limbaugh for having had the effrontery to tell the truth.

McConnell and Gingrey act as they do because their corporate owners order them to. Their corporate owners are able to order them because they control the candidates’ financial existence. McConnell, Gingrey and their Republican brethren systematically work against the economic interests of their constituents. They could not campaign and win if they had to rely on contributions from the minimum-wage workers and underpaid illegal immigrants who fill the factories, butcher yards and peanut/salmonella plants operated by the corporations who tell them what to say and how to vote.

And how can the corporations afford these Republican politicians? With the profits from all that pizza and beer we buy for our meetings to plan progressive campaigns. As students party in college dorms and fraternities, or order in for study sessions, they line the pockets of corporations. As activists devote long hours to plan events, we order in and further line corporate pockets. Students, activists, church groups, and families planning a pizza-and-movie night at home can choose whether to spend their money on the profits of companies which will use their profits for good or ill.

Remember what Obama did. He took responsibility for inadequate checking before selecting his candidates for important offices. Unlike Bush, he didn’t try to pass the blame or ignore the problem. He stepped up. Now, as we watch and wait for the new administration to start turning our economy around, to start rebuilding our nation, to start renewing the world’s faith in us, will we step up? Are we willing to make even small adjustments in our habits and pleasures to contribute to the efforts of the new administration, or will we pass the buck and “let Obama do it”?

Consider the pizza and beer a little further. The second and third largest pizza chains in the U.S. are Dominos and Papa John’s. Each was started by a right-wing extremist. Each founder became a billionaire from his pizza operations and each has pumped millions of dollars into the campaigns of right-wing corporate tools. Dominos founder, Tom Monaghan, sold out his interest to devote his life to misogynist business campaigns, like the effort to get corporate tool John Roberts and avowed racist Samuel Alito appointed to the Supreme Court.

But Papa John’s is still 20% owned by extremist John Schnatter. Schnatter lives in Kentucky and is one of Mitch McConnell’s most zealous partisans. Every $10 you spend at Papa John’s gives Schnatter another $2 to fund his opposition to any government stimulus package. Another $2 to buy influence. $2 to oppose sex education, women’s health care, closing Guantanamo, reforming the banking system, rebuilding our infrastructure and every other progressive plan President Obama and his administration put forward.

Every neighborhood in America which has a Papa John’s franchise also has independent, mom & pop pizza places. Even if the owners of the local, independent pizza shop are right-wing zealots, money spent with them does not contribute to the Schnatter’s billions and his organized efforts to oppose any change from the Cheney/Bush days of no-bid, no-supervision, no-inspection government.

And think about the beer example. The movie “Milk,” currently up for Oscar consideration, reminds us how activists can change the course of a political fight. Harvey Milk worked to get his gay community bar customers to support the union organizing efforts of Coors Beer factory workers. He confronted the factory workers’ robust, manly, and homophobic self image. He helped gay beer drinkers and homophobic beer factory workers see that they had common interest in improving workers’ conditions.

Harvey Milk was willing to walk into meetings of angry, homophobic union workers for the chance (not the certainty, only the chance) to start a dialog and open some doors. President Obama was willing to go to Capital Hill and meet with the Republican Caucus for the chance (only the chance) to deal honestly with men who pretended to care.

Harvey Milk’s risk taking paid off in improved conditions at Coors, and in broader understanding of gay issues. President Obama’s risk taking is still playing out, but his gamble has revealed the Republicans as fundamentally hypocritical on their stated positions, a revelation which will, hopefully, have long term benefits for us all.

Are progressives and others who want change, who want Obama to deliver what he promised, willing to make even slight changes in their own lives to reach the change goals? Are we willing to abandon Papa John’s when we want pizza? Are we willing to spend a few minutes on Wikipedia or Google or elsewhere to learn about the companies behind our favorite tooth paste, shampoo, office supplies or soft drinks?

We are what we eat. Are we willing to put our food money where our political principles are?

2.12.2009

Did we really fuck things up that bad?


"Unka Dick, is it as bad as everybody says?
They say we broke the entire world.
Did we really fuck things up that bad?"

Missouri village legalizes medical marijuana.

A small southwest Missouri village has passed an ordinance to allow the use of medical marijuana.

Mayor Joe Blundell said Cliff Village, with a population of about four dozen, wanted to show grass-roots support for Missouri to legalize medical marijuana as 13 other states have.

"This is symbolism, pure and simple," Blundell told The Kansas City Star for a story published Tuesday. "I would like to be the brave one who grows the first plant, but they've built a lot of cages for the people who stick their necks out."

Cliff Village's ordinance allows someone with a doctor's approval to possess a few ounces of marijuana and grow a few plants.

Cliff Village passed the ordinance on Feb. 1 by a 3-2 vote. The mayor's father was one of the council members to back him.

Columbia passed a similar ordinance in 2004.

Newton County Sheriff Ken Copeland, whose deputies patrol Cliff Village, said he will continue to follow state law that says it's illegal to possess or grow or distribute marijuana.

"My advice would not to be run out and start growing marijuana, or you'll be a guest of mine," he said.

Cliff Village has no employees and levies no taxes. It gets about $1,300 a year in distributions of state fuel taxes for road repairs and $120 to $200 more in cable TV franchise fees.

The 30-year-old mayor said his interest medical marijuana comes from a painful past injury from a train accident that left him in a wheelchair.

"When I got introduced to this flower, it not only alleviated my pain, it got me out gardening," Blundell said. "I'm not just stoning myself out. It allowed me to function."

2.11.2009

Dear Rush By John Feehery

Dear Rush,


Congratulations! You have been selected by the Obama administration, the mainstream media and 20 million of your most passionate followers to be the new head of the Republican Party.


As such, you are given all the rights and responsibilities that come with being a true political leader.


Your mission is simple: Restore the Republican Party to its former greatness by single-handedly helping Republicans to regain control of Congress and to offer a reasonable and viable alternative to President Barack Obama.


You should be honored that the Obama administration has selected you, El Rushbo, to lead the Republicans in such a quest. Obviously, they find you to be a formidable foe — politically adept and a proven vote-getter.


Since we are a party of metrics and accountability, we would like to see your plans to make Republicans more competitive. While your supporters are passionate and energized, we would like to see how you are going to expand your base of support. While 20 million listeners is an impressive number, Obama had nearly 70 million voters. Fifty million is a pretty big gap to make up, but we are certain that, with your effervescent personality, you will be able to close that in no time.


We would also like to see your plan to help Republicans compete in the Northeast, the Upper Midwest, the West Coast and Florida, in the big cities and in the suburbs. Republicans have been pretty much wiped out in all of those areas in the past two elections.


We would like to see your plan to attract more women’s votes. While we always get creamed by single women in elections, even married women turned against us this time. Not sure if calling female leaders “feminazis” really works in this atmosphere, but we are willing to hear you out on that. We got killed by America’s fastest-growing voting population, Hispanics, in the last election. What is your plan to attract these voters? I know that you despise any kind of nuanced position on immigration reform, but we would love to see any of your ideas for getting some of these voters in the next election.


We got completely demolished by the African-American vote in the last election. No surprise there, given the top of the ticket. But we are wondering how referencing our president’s race in any way, shape or form is productive or relevant to the current discussion. Please let us know.


Another problem area is independent voters, who went with Obama big time in the last election. Not sure why. Maybe they liked his saying he would govern from the center. Now, we all know that was just rhetoric, but will we really attract independent voters if we decide to move further to the right? Just asking.

There are plenty of ways to point out deficiencies in the opposition’s plans. And believe us, we know there are many dumb ideas that are coming from the other side. But our research shows that the American people actually want help with certain things (the failing education system, the high cost of health care, the sagging economy, etc.). Do you have any good ideas that you can share with us — ideas that will be seen as reasonable by the American people — that can serve as a viable alternative? Or is it your plan to simply oppose every idea that comes from the Obama administration?


Anyway, congratulations on this big promotion. We are proud of you, and, of course, we are all “ditto-heads.” Please get us your plans as soon as possible, because we have a lot of work to do.


Sincerely,


The Republican Party

mess

2.10.2009

pigboy



















"The Democrats think that claiming I lead the Republican Party
is going to destroy it.

Ha! I am the only hope it has!"

Theme


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2.06.2009

Obama Will Not Tolerate Federal DEA Raids


Raids intensified under former President Bush with nearly one hundred paramilitary style raids at medical cannabis facilities. According to the Washington Times February 5, 2009 article, ("Bush Holdovers at DEA Continue Pot Raids") "Drug Enforcement Administration agents this week raided four medical marijuana shops in California, contrary to President Obama's campaign promises to stop the raids. The White House said it expects those kinds of raids to end once Mr. Obama nominates someone to take charge of DEA, which is still run by Bush administration holdovers. 'The president believes that federal resources should not be used to circumvent state laws, and as he continues to appoint senior leadership to fill out the ranks of the federal government, he expects them to review their policies with that in mind,' White House spokesman Nick Shapiro said."

The article adds, "Medical use of marijuana is legal under the law in California and a dozen other states, but the federal government under President Bush, bolstered by a 2005 Supreme Court ruling, argued that federal interests trumped state law. Dogged by marijuana advocates throughout the campaign, Mr. Obama repeatedly said he was opposed to using the federal government to raid medical marijuana shops, particularly because it was an infringement on states' decisions. 'I'm not going to be using Justice Department resources to try to circumvent state laws on this issue,' Mr. Obama told the Mail Tribune newspaper in Oregon in March, during the Democratic primary campaign. He told the newspaper the 'basic concept of using medical marijuana for the same purposes and with the same controls as other drugs prescribed by doctors, I think that's entirely appropriate.' Mr. Obama is still filling key law enforcement posts. For now, DEA is run by acting Administrator Michele Leonhart, a Bush appointee."

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